Dare 3: Write something from the perspective of a sperm.
RHAE: They all opposed birth control but only he favoured abstinence. The mere sight of the urethra scared him. He just wasn’t ready yet.
NORA: He squiggled shyly outside her chambers, unsure if he should knock or barge in. He never really thought this part through.
TESS: The sperm gazed in despair upon his unresponsive flaccid tail. He turned to the ovum. “This must be what you call irony.”
TUCK: In mid-flight, they realized in horror they were the money shot.
OMAR: They stared at him wide-eyed around the campfire. “Ay, me lads. Some died from the collision, spermicide fried the rest.”
I managed a crack at this one:
@danpowfiction: Hanging about in the sack tired me out to be honest. Think I’ll save my strength and take a chemotaxi to the egg.
Dare 4: Write an alternate ending to the fairy tale “Three Little Pigs.”
ISIS: Pig opened the door, arms outstretched. “Peace, brother.” Wolf was moved to tears. No one had ever before opened their heart to him.
TUCK: Pig opened the door, arms outstretched. “Peace brother.” Wolf paused then tore him to pieces. There was just no challenge with hippies.
RHAE: In his dying moments, the wolf only felt sorrow no one would know the truth. The moneyed class always wrote the fairy tales.
Dare 5: Write a sex scene that incorporates a Michael Jackson song title.
IGOR: One morning, after listening to “Beat It”, young Edmund decided it was time to overcome his fear of onanism.
TESS: They were into creative role play. Today he was The Man in the Mirror. He wore one white glove and it wasn’t on his hand.
UTAH: To thrill her, he decided to try talking dirty. Diana wasn’t used to it. So when he said “Beat it,” she got up and left.